Triizore

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Eleven Eleven by Triizore, literature

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Eleven Eleven

10:41 Some kids in Nigeria starve to death; one rich brat in Beverly Hills gets a new pair of shoes to add to her collection. They cost more than enough to have kept those kids alive for the next year. The shiny metal keys fall through the grates of the rain gutter. They clatter on their way to the bottom, a sound coming from the absence of rain recently. Pity it isn't raining. 10:42 Forty-five million gallons of water flows over the three waterfalls that make up Niagara Falls. That's more than the population of Canada. More than the number of Google results that you get when you search the population of Canada, too. Three business men

Psychosis in Walmart by Triizore, literature

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Psychosis in Walmart

I stare into the dark depths of the cold, unmoving, beady eyes of the yellow abomination. It's hideous mouth accented by thick, black crescents, that only emphasize the sale they are having on Pillsbury Crescent Rolls (two for $2.99). It's visage is passed out, in sticker format, to young, impressionable children by the underpaid, elderly and/or mentally handicapped, slaves to low prices and clothing brands from Disney stars. I shutter and try to tear my eyes from the hideous image, but it's soulless gaze holds me in it's sickening grasp, trying to convince me with false cheeriness that I should purchase a t-shirt with Hannah Montana's dist

You and She by Triizore, literature

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You and She

You tell her you love her, you don't mean it, but it makes you feel better to say it. When she wraps her hand around yours you smile and swing your arms as you walk. She laughs, you laugh, but you don't love her. When her pet goldfish kicks the bucket you help her flush it. You hold a funeral and everything, and help her press the handle that sends Flipper swirling to his grave. She cries, you cry, but you don't love her. Her favourite song is playing on the radio, you turn it up and she starts mouthing the words. You look at her, sitting in the passenger sear of the used car that you spent most of

Sasuke Got Run Over by Triizore, literature

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Sasuke Got Run Over

Sasuke got run over by a reindeer walkin' away from Konoha Christmas eve. You can say there's no such thing as Santa. But as for me and Itachi, we believe. He'd been drinkin' too much sake. And we'd begged him not to go. But he wanted to gain power, and he staggered out the door into the snow. When we found him Christmas mornin,' at the scene of the wreck. He had no headband on his forehead, And an incriminatin' Curse mark on his neck. Sasuke got run over by a reindeer walkin' away from Konoha Christmas eve. You can say there's no such thing as Santa. But as for me and Itachi, we believe. Now were all so proud of tea

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Eleven Eleven by Triizore, literature

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Eleven Eleven

Psychosis in Walmart by Triizore, literature

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Psychosis in Walmart

You and She by Triizore, literature

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You and She

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Writers 100 Theme Challenge by Caenai-Gyoesari, literature

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Writers 100 Theme Challenge

1] Beginnings 2] Humor 3] Drama 4] Scary 5] Light 6] Dark 7] Happiness 8] Sadness 9] Balance 10] Anger 11] Murder 12] Medicine 13] Ancient 14] Modern 15] Futuristic 16] Good 17] Evil 18] Naughty 19] Honesty 20] Trickery 21] Creation 22] Destruction 23] War 24] Peace 25] Tribal 26] Asian 27] American 28] Rich 29] Poor 30] Water 31] Fire 32] Earth 33] Air 34] Tropical 35] Arctic 36] Birth 37] Death 38] Nice 39] Cruel 40] Shallow 41] Deep 42] Fashion 43] Vanity 44] Gluttony 45] Sloth 46] Pride 47] Spring 48] Summer 49] Autumn 50] Winter 51] School 52] Forest 53] Farm 54] Religion 55] Angels

Picture Book Part 7 by CountDimentio, literature

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Picture Book Part 7

He slipped in and out of DreamLand... But, everytime he slipped in... He'd see those blonde curls... Those blue eyes... That caring smile... At first he thought it was America... But a closer look reveiled that it wasen't... "Francis..." Another World Meeting. Oh boy. England sat next to France for once and slowly sipped his tea, looking around the table at the other countries. America hadn't arrived yet, so the meeting hadn't started yet. The two european countries were dead quiet, just wanting to get through this meeting and go home. Arthur killed the time by watching the other countries. Italy was chatting with Japan, hands wavi

Phrases made better with Pants by Teryngale, literature

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Phrases made better with Pants

1. All your pants are belong to us. 2. Luke, I am your pants. 3. Life is like a box of pants. 4. Link has come to town... to save the pants of Zelda... 5. Behold... The power of pants. 6. I'm sorry, Mario, but the pants are in another castle. 7. Mi pants es su pants. 8. Pants are your friend 9. Just say no to pants. 10. Would you like pants with that? 11. Stuck between pants and a hard place. 12. To be or not to be... pantsed 13. hair today, pants tomorrow 14. The right to bear pants. 15. The Declaration of pants. 16. We hold this truth self evident, that all pants are created equal. 17. He has refused his assent to pants, the

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Nov 10
United States
Deviant for 15 years
She / Her

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Current Residence: my house
Print preference: Well, my old printer would print on a 15 degree angle so I like my current print
Favourite genre of music: Rock, I guess.
Favourite photographer: Mah Grandpa
Favourite style of art: um... I like alot of styles, the only one I don't really care for is cubism
Operating System: Windows
MP3 player of choice: iPod
Shell of choice: Conch? Clam? Oyster? Snail? Turtle? Ninja-Turtle?
Wallpaper of choice: eww wallpaper is fugly
Favourite cartoon character: Tigger
Personal Quote: "questionmark?"

Favourite Visual Artist

Um, I really don't know.

Favourite Movies

I don't really watch too many movies

Favourite Bands / Musical Artists

I tried to list them all and ran out of room.

Favourite Games

Sonic Riders

Favourite Gaming Platform

anything really my sister will win anyway

Tools of the Trade

numbah 2 pencil and any paper I can get my hands on at the time

Other Interests

stuff. I seriously change interests every week.

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Triizore

Feb 23, 2012

So Who Wants to Talk Potter?

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A small burst of fandom pride has spurred me to take a look back at one of my old favorite Harry Potter pairings. This was caused, at least partially thanks to this little discussion on my favorite original fiction forum I've decided, despite having many, many, things to focus on right now (finding the right college, doing well on my SATs, bringing my GPA up a few points, organizing the ski team bake sale, selecting photography for the school's literary magazine) to write an epic-length Oliver Wood X Percy Weasley fanfiction. Yup. I've spent the entire day analyzing the HP timelines on the Lexicon, pondering the similarities between Percy

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Dec 26, 2011

The Strangest Thing

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Basically, I spent most of my day browsing Tumblr and LJ for bad fanfiction pages. ( I recomend http://bad-fanfiction.tumblr.com/ , http://wtffanfiction.tumblr.com/ , and http://weepingcock.livejournal.com/ ) And I've been struck with the idea, more of a personal challenge really, to write a plausable mpreg fanfiction. It's weird, because it isn't something I'm "in to" (if you can even be in to that kind of insanity). I just want to see if it's possible. Also, Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Joyous Kwanza, and Happy Belated Winter Solstice. Tomorrow's Boxing Day, guys.

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Nov 21, 2011

So I Try To Write Something Serious...

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I haven't written anything that's really good lately, so I just decided to sit down and write about fear. Instead I wound up with this: Everyone is afraid of something, regardless of the circumference of their balls of steel. Every last human who has ever existed or ever will exist has fear. It's a natural thing, meant to keep us alive. That little voice in your head that screams "HOLY SHIT,  MAN, THIS IS FUCKING SCARY" when you get a little too close to the big cats exhibit at the zoo. Even arachnophobia is a legitimate fear. Seriously, some of those things can fucking kill you. Not usually the little ones or the really big ones, but stil